The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Answer:
Dear baffled European,
Welcome to the American paradox—where "In God We Trust" is printed on every dollar bill, yet the real creed seems to be “Get Rich or Die Tryin’.”
You’re absolutely right; the devotion to wealth runs deeper than any slogan. And in the "CONservative" playbook, that means prioritizing money and power over common sense, let alone public health or fair governance.
The pandemic’s handling laid bare the ruthless priorities at work here.
It was like a high-stakes game of Monopoly where cheating wasn’t just tolerated; it was expected.
Sure, both parties have skeletons, but the fleece was deep, and the scandalous profits seem more lopsided than ever.
If America’s con artistry were an Olympic sport, the Conservatives would be gunning for gold, given their flair for bending rules in epic fashion.
It’s all very American—smooth talkers and slick deals, from James Rockford’s 1970s cons to Saul Goodman’s scams—making it seem like swindling is a badge of honor rather than a moral failing.
Trump? He’s just the latest poster child for a particular brand of teflon-coated celebrity politics.
Here’s a guy with more lawsuits than we can count, never a day behind bars, and still adored by millions.
The Supreme Court, on top of it all, has bent over backward to let him live the American fantasy of untouchable power and wealth.
Forget "land of the free"; Trump’s America is "land of the free-for-all." He’s relatable in all the wrong ways—obesity, unchecked ego, a brashness that would make even Wall Street blush—and yet, this strange idol worship persists.
Imagine if he looked like George Clooney, with the gravitas to match. At least the cult of personality would make some kind of sense.
Instead, we’re left scratching our heads as an ex-reality star is treated like the country’s political messiah.
But then, after electing a former actor (who didn’t exactly play the part of an intellectual heavyweight) and a president who could barely string a coherent sentence together, maybe this era was always inevitable.
America has turned politics into reality TV; the drama’s addictive, but it’s toxic. It’s a circus, and everyone’s complicit, either by tuning in or pretending it’s just business as usual.
Sincerely,
Adaptation-Guide